Tiny Earle outta jail!
Mood:  celebratory
sheeeeeeeewweeeeeeeee! it sho bin a looooong time sinse i postin in dis blog but i tells ya, there bin a good reeson.....i bins in da jail! yup..im not prouds of it or nuthin,, but they bus me over a year ago for da frauds,,sayin i sells liarway one ways sistems that don work any better dan dial-ups! can you believes it? welp, i jus walk in da doors from bein in dat musty ol cell for over da year, so let me call my girl on santo to boat over here and give me a back rub,,din i tells ya what my incarserashun was all abouts a little later.
boy, her back rubs sho am good!

Liarway gonna gets bought!!!
I jus hear dis on da grapevines dat some company be lookin to buy da Liarway...whole kits an kabootles!!
dis haf me kinda concern, cause i canna imajin satellite internets wifout da phone lines!

Anyone ever hear of a company call Liarband?....

Oh well, i jus sit back an enjoys da nice weather here on da island.

Da summers is hot!!!
puttin up all da discs is so bleedin tiren in da hot summer sun, let me tells ya!! i cant complain, cause i rakin in da vatu jus like i thought!

So tire!!
i am sooo tire! ben installin da 1-way discs nonstop fo munts now, an it startin to wear me down! makin vatu han ofer fists, so i can no complain!

me girl from santo ben sufferin cause i so tire, too. she say she need her man to service her, and i says "i busy servicin me customers!" an she say she pay me to service her, if she haf to!! nary to say, i loves dat girl!

welp, until nex times, remember --- Liarway am broadband dat sho am good!

Mean Peoples!!
yup, it was boun to happen sooner or laters but our frien over at www.loganworld.com gots da big bads bitein after his arse, so he shut down! it all a conspiritsy, i tells ya, cause mean peoples jus dont wan us to tell how good Liarway really, really am! espeshully da 1-ways system! anyways, we keep da faith here at Tiny Earle website, cause no matter what happen, we knows dat Liarway am broadband dats sho am good!

now den, i'm off to say a prayer or 2 to da Google God, who know how to brings da dead websites back to life! you mite laf, but it startin to haf a regular cult followin here on da iland!

Which systems to buy?
Tiny Earle get dis questions ALL da times: should i be buyin da 1-ways or da 2-ways Liarway systems? i tell dem, like i tellin you, da 1-ways systems be da bes, no matter if you live in da rocky mountains of da states or a souf pacific iland! ya jus cant go wrong! anyways, if ya lives stateside, ya might have a problem findin da 1-ways systems, cause it seem i bought dem all! nary ta fret, i tryin ta set up internashional orderin even as we speaks! i tells ya, i know i be rollin in da vatu once dat set up!

oh, peoples bin sentin mails about how tings went wif my girl from Santo. well, she livin here now, so Tiny Earle am livin high on da hogs! no more rubbin one out by mesef, cept when i surf wif da Liarway! i tells ya, life sho am good!

LiarWays Celebrity Endorsement!!!
Davis Haffelshoss have recorded an intro dat I am using for da websites! Even Michaels Night tink LiarWays sho am good!

E-mails
My girl from Santo ben tryin to e-mails me fo da pass coupla days, all pist off dat I not anser her back cause her plans change, an she dont want me to get pist off when she not show up! I tells her dat I didna get her mails, cause I sho woulda wrotes her back to tell her I no pist or nuttin! Stuff happen, ya know? I easy goin dat ways. Plus, Liarways has me as an experts at rubbin one out, if ya knows what I mean!

Anyways, I tell her to use my Yahoo Tiny Earle e-mail instead, and she get right through! I sure be surpise dat my Liarways e-mail not workin properly, as dis da firs time I ever haf a problem! I wonder if other peoples are havin problems too??

Okeedoke Weather On Da Islands
Dis week lookin good. Da weather been cloudy pas couple day an no too hot, so installs pretty easy. Dis good season fo it anyways. I would hate to be doin dis durin da summertimes, cause it get HOT here den! Wif all da work I already gots loggedback, I be lucky to get caught up by da summertimes! Not complainin or nuttin, jus sayin! Anyway, I haf to take a break nex week cause my sometime girlfrien boatin in from Santo to see how her sugardaddy buildin his nesteggs! I tell ya, you start makin a vt or two, an da hens start peckin aroun!

Bidness Sho Am Good!!
Sorry I havents posted to da blogs in a week, but day keepin me busy settin up all da systems here on da island! I tells ya, I be makin money han ofer fis wif da 1-ways system! Jus like I tought it would be, day come nockin down Tiny Earle door ta gets da satellite internets! Good ting I haf good tools fo installin da discs, so I could put dat door back on it hinjes in no times! Welp, back to da fields installin discs!